Are You the Criminals From the Statistics Doormat
Make a statement before anyone even rings the bell. The Are You the Criminals From the Statistics Doormat delivers bold humor with a clean, modern design that’s impossible to ignore.
Printed on natural coir fibers, this doormat adds personality while helping trap dirt at your entryway. Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor, this mat is a conversation starter that sets the tone right at the door.
Ideal for covered porches, entryways, or indoor use — because first impressions matter.
Features
Bold, high-contrast black typography
Made from natural coir fibers
Durable and functional design
Intended for covered outdoor or indoor use
Unique gift for housewarmings or New Girl fans.
Available Sizes
16" x 24"
18" x 30"
24" x 36"
Care & Placement
For best longevity, place in a covered outdoor area or indoors. Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture. Shake or vacuum to clean.
Are You the Criminals From the Statistics Doormat
Make a statement before anyone even rings the bell. The Are You the Criminals From the Statistics Doormat delivers bold humor with a clean, modern design that’s impossible to ignore.
Printed on natural coir fibers, this doormat adds personality while helping trap dirt at your entryway. Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor, this mat is a conversation starter that sets the tone right at the door.
Ideal for covered porches, entryways, or indoor use — because first impressions matter.
Features
Bold, high-contrast black typography
Made from natural coir fibers
Durable and functional design
Intended for covered outdoor or indoor use
Unique gift for housewarmings or New Girl fans.
Available Sizes
16" x 24"
18" x 30"
24" x 36"
Care & Placement
For best longevity, place in a covered outdoor area or indoors. Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture. Shake or vacuum to clean.