Funny Movie Quote Doormat, You Don't Even Live Here Coir Doormat
This funny play on a movie quote coir front door mat pairs all-natural coconut coir fibers with a PVC vinyl backing to stand up to heavy foot traffic while trapping dirt at the threshold. Available in three sizes with durable prints and a thickness of 0.5 to 0.75 inches, it suits covered outdoor porches and indoor entryways where weather exposure is limited. Natural color variation and occasional loose fibers are typical; a gentle shake or quick vacuum removes shedding.
- Material: 100% natural coir fibers
- Backing: Non-slip PVC / vinyl backing
- Sizes: Available in three sizes (select at checkout)
- Thickness: 0.5–0.75 inches
- Prints: Durable, weather-resistant print for covered outdoor use
- Shipping: Tracked shipping; some mats ship from the UK
- Options: Standard and blemished final-sale mats
Materials & construction
This coir front door mat is woven from natural coconut fibers that scrape dirt and moisture from shoes. The PVC vinyl backing keeps the mat stable at entryways and on porches with a covered overhang. Color and fiber thickness can vary slightly between mats because of the natural coir; occasional small coconut husk pieces or minor divots are part of the material’s character and do not affect performance.
Care and placement
For best longevity place the mat in a covered outdoor spot or inside an entryway to avoid prolonged exposure to rain or standing water, which can darken coir temporarily as natural oils surface. If the mat becomes wet, allow it to air-dry in a shaded, ventilated area. To manage shedding when new, give the mat a firm shake outdoors and vacuum or sweep as needed.
Shipping and production
Most mats take around one week to arrive once printed; some items may ship from our UK printing partner. Tracked shipping is included so you can follow delivery. If you need a mat for a specific event or housewarming gift timeline, contact us and we’ll do our best to accommodate your request.
Funny Movie Quote Doormat, You Don't Even Live Here Coir Doormat
This funny play on a movie quote coir front door mat pairs all-natural coconut coir fibers with a PVC vinyl backing to stand up to heavy foot traffic while trapping dirt at the threshold. Available in three sizes with durable prints and a thickness of 0.5 to 0.75 inches, it suits covered outdoor porches and indoor entryways where weather exposure is limited. Natural color variation and occasional loose fibers are typical; a gentle shake or quick vacuum removes shedding.
- Material: 100% natural coir fibers
- Backing: Non-slip PVC / vinyl backing
- Sizes: Available in three sizes (select at checkout)
- Thickness: 0.5–0.75 inches
- Prints: Durable, weather-resistant print for covered outdoor use
- Shipping: Tracked shipping; some mats ship from the UK
- Options: Standard and blemished final-sale mats
Materials & construction
This coir front door mat is woven from natural coconut fibers that scrape dirt and moisture from shoes. The PVC vinyl backing keeps the mat stable at entryways and on porches with a covered overhang. Color and fiber thickness can vary slightly between mats because of the natural coir; occasional small coconut husk pieces or minor divots are part of the material’s character and do not affect performance.
Care and placement
For best longevity place the mat in a covered outdoor spot or inside an entryway to avoid prolonged exposure to rain or standing water, which can darken coir temporarily as natural oils surface. If the mat becomes wet, allow it to air-dry in a shaded, ventilated area. To manage shedding when new, give the mat a firm shake outdoors and vacuum or sweep as needed.
Shipping and production
Most mats take around one week to arrive once printed; some items may ship from our UK printing partner. Tracked shipping is included so you can follow delivery. If you need a mat for a specific event or housewarming gift timeline, contact us and we’ll do our best to accommodate your request.